I Have My Claws Clipped

Today mistress clipped my claws. This is not as big an event as it might appear, as she does this two or three times a week. She cuts one or two of my beautifully sharpened (on the basement stair carpet) claws each time. Her strategy, and a good one, is to approach me whilst I am asleep. By the time I have awakened enough to protest, she has pressed on my front toes to extend the claws and has quickly snipped. By the time I try to revolt, she is done.

It's a very clever strategem. I do not recommend it.